Don't you worry.
I promise you that I'll be coming home!
So trust me when I say,
I'll be back before you know
Last night I left, on her neck
Wait, you just dissed me? I'm perplexed
Insult me in a line, compliment me on the next
I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack
Was watchin' 8 Mile on my NordicTrack
Realized I forgot to call you back
Here's that autograph for your daughter, I wrote it on a Starter cap!
Stan, Stan, son, listen, man, Dad isn't mad
But how you gonna name yourself after a, gun
And have a man-bun?
The giant's woke, eyes open, undeniable
Supplyin' smoke, got the fire stoked
Say you got me in a scope, but you grazed me
I say one call to Interscope and you're Swayze
Your reply got the crowd yelling, 'Woo!'
So before you die let's see who can out-petty who
With your corny lines (Slim, you're old) -ow, Kelly-ooh
But I'm 45 and I'm still outselling you
By 29 I had three albums that had blew
Now let's talk about somethin' I don't really do
Go in someone's daughter's mouth stealin' food
But you're a, mole hill
Now I'ma make a mountain out of you, woo!
Oh, chill, actin' like you put the chrome barrel to my bone marrow
Gunner? Uou ain't a bow and arrow
Say you'll run up on me like a phone bill, sprayin' lead (brrt)
Playin' dead, that's the only time you hold still
Your last four albums sucked
Go back to Recovery, oh shoot, that was three albums ago
What do you know? Oops
Know your facts before you come at me, lil' goof
Luxury, oh, you broke? Yeah, I had enough money in '02
To burn it in front of you
Younger me? No, you're the wack me, it's funny but so true
I'd rather be 80-year-old me than 20-year-old you
'Til I'm hitting old age
Still can fill a whole page with a ten-year-old's rage
Got more fans than you in your own city, lil' kiddy, go play
Feel like I'm babysitting Lil Tay
Got the Diddy okay so you spent your whole day
Shootin' a video just to, dig your own grave
Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy goat
You ain't never made a list next to no Biggie, no Jay
Next to Taylor Swift and that Iggy, you about to really blow
Kelly, they'll be putting your name
Next to Ja, next to Benzino-die, mother!
Like the last mother, sayin' Hailie in vain
Alien brain, you Satanist (yeah)
My biggest flops are your greatest hits
The game's mine again and ain't nothin' changed but the locks
So before I slay this I, mwah, give Jade a kiss
Gotta wake up Labor Day to this
Bein' rich-shamed by some, usin' my name for clickbait
In a state of bliss 'cause I said his god name
Now I gotta cock back, aim
Yeah, pop Champagne to this!
It's your moment
This is it, as big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it
Had to give you a career to destroy it
Go to sleep six feet deep, I'll give you a B for the effort
But if I was three foot 11
You'd look up to me, and for the record
You would suck a, to, be me for a second
Lick a, to get on my channel
Give your life to be as solidified
This motha, is like Rambo when he's out of bullets
So what good is a, machine gun when it's out of ammo?
Had enough of this tatted-up mumble rapper
How the, can him and I battle?
He'll have to, Kim in my flannel
I'll give him my sandals
'Cause he knows long as I'm Shady, he's gon' have to live in my shadow!
Killshot - Eminem: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/killshot/1436563803?i=1436564051
Wait Another Day - Mike Williams & Mesto: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/wait-another-day/1443846862?i=1443847095